These are so funny — my children love it. It's functional and works well, you just have to clip the spring inside first. I use rectangular tissues but it should work fine with square ones too. Love the price.
SEE IT IN ACTION
Watch it do three jobs at once.
Glasses on the arms. Headset on the shoulders. Tissue from the mouth — all without a word of complaint.
SIZED ON PURPOSE
Tall enough to notice. Small enough to fit.
23.5cm of presence — enough to anchor a desk, not enough to take it over. Still plenty of room for glasses and a full-size headset.
SILENT BUT USEFUL
3,000 years of silence. Still delivers.
No box, no digging. Reach in, pull once — and there it is, exactly when you need it.
SIMPLE BY DESIGN
No batteries. Just one clever spring.
One coil spring holds the pack steady and feeds it forward, tissue after tissue. Nothing to charge, nothing to break — just keeps working.
GENUINELY RARE
A rare thing: genuinely useful, genuinely funny.
For the desk that's finally got someone keeping everything in order — quietly, without complaint, since time immemorial. Comes in several colours, so it fits any desk or shelf.
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What our customers say
4.8 average · 19 verified reviews
Good quality. Looks cool. Well polished. Recommend.
The product follows the description on the website.
Delivery was fast — a very original item. Thank you!
So cool and funny.
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Frequently asked questions
What size tissue box does it fit?
Standard pocket tissue packs slot straight in — no folding, no fuss.
Will it hold a full-size headset?
Yes — the resin base has enough weight to hold most over-ear headsets without tipping.
Does it come in different colours?
Three: white, black and green — pick whichever one suits your desk's sense of humour.
What's it made from?
Solid resin. Heavier than you'd expect — built to sit still, not slide around.
Is there anything to set up before first use?
Yes — clip the small internal spring into place before loading your first tissue pack. Takes seconds, one-time only.
How do I clean it?
Wipe with a dry, soft cloth. No water or solvents — just a quick dust.